Shopping for a cute birthday outfit…nine days left!!
I might be one of the few women that DIDNT have an affair with Tiger #omgfacts
do I really even exist? Or am I just a fragment of my own imagination?
Boys…can’t live with them…can’t live without them. Except for right now
#whenwewereyoung I was obsessed with oldies music and learned the words to every song
Is pretty disappointed in the tweet deck right now…ugh!
Rapping for 45 minutes….welcome to spanish
So many kids are at the ER!
Dual credit is such an fml
Gettin my dance on outside the giant orgy
#iwish people wouldn’t TaLk LiKe DiS eVeRyTiMe ThEy ChAnGe ThEiR sTaTuS
Stupid people should not be allowed to have children!!
